I have returned from my quest dirk and I have come back dandier than ever!
Yes I see you have. You even have the gold speedo to prove it. But Jake. . .
What is it strider?
Aren't you cold with those legs of yours all exposed to the harshness of the elements?
Dirk while I appreciate your concern i'll have you know that a hardcore adventurer like myself is unfettered by the absence of my pantaloons. Though I do admit having my legs free of pants makes it easier to strap guns to my thighs. For dueling reasons of course.
Of course. You couldn't possibly hope to fit a huge gun into those old shorts of yours.
Oh lord strider.
What? Oh dear I hope you're not feeling self conscious now. Here I'll take off my princely pantaloons so that we're even. There.
Uh strider. Usually i would see the logic in your statement but. . .
You not WEARING anything under your pants!
Congratulations Jake you saw through my ruse. You win the cigar.