Cronus Ampora: The Bard of Hope

and that's howv I got these sexy scars on my face
dude that 1s the CRAZ1EST sh*t!
and it's all true! especially the part where I fell in lovwe wvith an asian schoolgirl
man 1 had no 1dea you had been through so much... stuff. Bangarang! 1 woulda k1lled to have been there when that ev1l w1zard punk showed up, he sounds l1ke a real bad*ss mofo
yeah wvell I'm not scared of THAT guy anymore. Hell I say bring him on! I'm not afraid of anyfin!
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oh hey doll whatcha up to-

==> Damara: Rip off Cronus's codpiece and break it over your knee.

nyeh! wvhat's going on?!

==> Damara: Take the fish punk's joint and light it.

this is wvhy I can't havwe nice things.

Original sprite by Feastings! -> [link]